Title: Crazy Cree
Genre: Political Sci-Fi Thriller / Indigenous Resistance / Action
Logline:
When a war-hardened Balkan exile teaches a militant Cree gang how to manufacture plastic assault rifles and build EMP weapons, an indigenous uprising in British Columbia forces the British Crown and Canadian intelligence to the edge of surrender.
TREATMENT
ACT ONE – THE REZ AND THE OUTLAW
In the misty forests of Northern British Columbia, tension is rising on the reservation. Land grabs, poisoned water, surveillance drones, and corporate extraction projects have pushed the Cree Nation to the brink.
The gang known as Crazy Cree, led by the fiery, tattooed war-chief Free Bear, roams the highways and bush trails on dirt bikes and old trucks. They’re angry, organized, and tired of peaceful protests that get ignored. But they lack weapons. They lack knowledge.
Enter Boris Bellic, a battle-scarred, street-wise drifter with a haunted past. Born to a Serb father and Croatian mother who fled Yugoslavia’s collapse, Boris has lived through war, revolution, and betrayal. He drifts north to escape his past—but finds destiny waiting.
After an altercation in a Prince George bar, Boris is arrested and detained. He escapes police custody thanks to Crazy Cree and earns their respect in a standoff against pipeline security forces. Free Bear invites Boris into the bush camp.
ACT TWO – 3D PRINTERS AND GHOST GUNS
In a hidden cabin wired with solar panels and underground wiring, Boris begins his lesson. With salvaged resin printers and CAD files smuggled from Eastern Europe, he teaches Crazy Cree how to manufacture untraceable, plastic-based assault rifles—“ghost guns.”
Boris explains the DARPA surveillance grid—Total Information Awareness—a system of AI bots, nanodrones, satellites, and AI listening posts that monitor all digital activity, body heat, even heartbeat patterns from orbit. Like bats, the system uses echolocation, signal bounce, and neural patterns to track threats.
But Boris has a secret: he helped design countermeasures.
Together, Boris and Free Bear build a homemade EMP gun capable of frying nanotech and knocking surveillance drones from the sky. They test it on a hovering drone above a power line—it falls like a rock.
To avoid satellite detection, the gang buries the ghost guns on a cloudy day, guided by a Cree elder who reads the sky like a book and knows when the satellites pass.
ACT THREE – THE WHISTLEBLOWER AND THE CROWN
Meanwhile, whispers reach Ottawa. A corrupt tribal liaison leaks info to the RCMP. Soon, the intelligence network known as Five Eyes flags unusual heat patterns in the forests—consistent with off-grid energy use.
MI6 in London, acting on a tip from King Charles’s royal intelligence advisor, becomes involved. The King sees the uprising as a threat to Canada’s unity—and thus the Crown itself.
The UK deploys a private black-ops unit to contain the situation. But they’re ambushed in the Skeena Valley by a band of armed Cree fighters wielding plastic rifles, guerrilla tactics, and electromagnetic pulse grenades.
The fight escalates. Pipelines are bombed. Trains derailed. Communications are jammed across the north.
In a secret meeting on Haida Gwaii, Cree chiefs and allied nations present King Charles with an ultimatum: cede British Columbia to a sovereign indigenous republic—or face a full-scale, automatic rifle-backed insurrection.
EPILOGUE – THE NEW DOMINION
To avoid a global embarrassment and open war on native soil, the Crown folds. King Charles issues a formal recognition of Indigenous Sovereignty in the West.
British Columbia is renamed Turtle Island West.
Boris disappears into the fog, last seen on a fishing boat heading toward the Bering Sea. Free Bear becomes the face of a new generation—armed, sovereign, and free.
Final shot: A Cree child holds a 3D printer nozzle over a map, printing something unseen… as the camera pans out into orbit, and we see one last satellite, watching.
Tagline:
They printed their freedom. Now they’ll never be erased.